From now on, don't guess whether or not I'm high when I blog...
Just assume I am
I got a new app so I can blog easier. Now I'm like Perez Hilton! Yaaay! (You can't see me, but I'm being sarcastic.)
Don't get me wrong, as a gay man, I read Perez Hilton every day. Religiously. It's actually more of a burden than it is a gift. LoL but it's like Madonna says, "I'm Addicted."
(Oh... There'll be PLENTY more references where that came from. You can count on it!)
Moving right along...
My point is, he can still be an annoying hypocritical fuck. And his grammar and punctuation is TERRIBLE! His website is such a dumbed down blog in so many areas! But you know... I think he actually has a writing staff. It isn't just him anymore who does the articles. Certain articles, in certain categories, are done by other people, because Perez is too busy, or is off in fucking India. They just write with his cadence (or at least attempt to.) but in certain places, I can tell when it feels more like the expressions in his articles seem... False.. Or fake.
Yeah, so this whole "writing like a graphic novel" thing is going to make me hate blogging and possibly bath salt someone's face. (See? Another one.) So you all are just going to have to start reading it with all the inflections in (hopefully) all the right places.
Good luck.
Anyway, I'm blogging from my iPhone! So, WELCOME!
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This blog is a collection of one's thoughts while he's high. He who has been observing the world around him since he was very little. Now, with Weed in hand, his mind escapes him and leads him off on tangents that may lead to the unknown. Share your ideas with him through this common bond of thought and pot.
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