Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Colorado AND Washington State Legalize Marijuana




What an amazing night for Marijuana, Gay Marriage, and President Barack Obama.

However, Politics is much more complicated than just voting once for something you want as a state. When Massachusetts voted for Gay Marriage, it met with a lot of Supreme Court opposition afterward. California passed Prop 8 to halt the marriages happening in their state, and there's a chance things may still be an uphill climb for Washington and Colorado.

At any rate, I wish them much success. Congratulations, America.


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President Barack Obama Reelected as President




"Hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all evidence to the contrary, that so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting... It doesn't matter who you are, or where you come from, or what you look like, or where you love. It doesn't matter whether you're black or white, or Hispanic or Asian, or Native American, or young or old, or rich or poor, abled, disabled, Gay or straight, you can MAKE it here in America!" - President Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America


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Monday, August 27, 2012

The End of a Chapter In My Life

Today, I'm going to delve a little away from the typical format of my blog and make today's post very personal. It's like "Let's Be Oprah" time.

My boyfriend/Fiancé of 3 years, broke up with me yesterday.
There were complications happening in the background, of course. The problem was the reasoning behind it. His irresponsibility held him back further in legal litigation in the state of MD, causing him to not be able to leave the state any time soon.

I, however, am living in Florida. He helped move me here and knew he was coming back as well, but it would be a little while because of his legal situation. His stuff is here... and I thought somehow that meant it was set in stone that he would be coming back...

Last year, on our second anniversary, we went to Disney World for his first time since he was 6 years old. I proposed to him in front of the castle during the fireworks on the bridge to tomorrow land just as the blue fairy "appeared" during the light show.

Everything was perfect. He said yes. We held hands and made the ultimate promise that no matter what happens, we will never give up on the other. We're in this through thick and thin...

But a lot seems to change in 10 months.... He told me he "couldn't do the long distance anymore... he couldn't own up to his own mistakes" and "he had to stop taking advantage of me and take responsibility."

Now, the perfect proposal I had been planning my whole life... can't be used again. It just... Wouldn't be right.

So... his misguided nature is what drew me to him? And yet, it's desire to be repaired and no longer be misguided, was the very thing that was our undoing.

Within

Two sides pull apart
The seams that bind my scorned heart
And I'm left to bear witness
To the torment they tear amidst
The fact that I even care at all
Whether I rise or I fall...

Road of Recovery

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Thursday, August 9, 2012

Stoner Recipe: Chicken Tacos on Corn Tortillas




Ingredients:
Vegetable Oil
Taco Seasoning or Lime Juice
Chicken (Raw or Cooked)
Diced Red Onion
Diced Tomato
Diced Green and Red Peppers
Corn Tortillas
Mexican Cheese Blend
Chopped Romaine Lettuce
Chopped Cilantro
Salsa
Sour Cream

Sauté the onions and peppers in a pan with the vegetable oil. Add the chicken, add your desired amount of taco seasoning (or add the lime juice, or with JUST the lime juice) and stir. Together, the two flavors get smothered. Cover until chicken is cooked through.

I personally like warm tortillas, and the best way to do that is to grill them, but you have to keep a close eye on them, so they don't burn.

After your tortillas are grilled just slightly, fill them with the cooked chicken, peppers and onion mix. Then add your tomatoes, lettuce, cilantro, and salsa and sour cream.

Enjoy you loco stoners

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Friday, August 3, 2012

To you, Gal

Sleep well, buddy




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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Newsroom: "Bully"

This episode really struck me. While super stoned, I felt myself incredibly empathetic to both parties in every situation that would turn into a fight. This "bullying" that happens in every day life, happens in many different situations. The bully is always the one at fault, in the end, no matter who they are.

But one wonders, what is the purpose of the bully, to commit such an act upon another human being? Why would someone push another to the edge of their beliefs, their pride and dignity, and to make them feel like they are inferior because of that person's justification for their pride and dignity?

Aaron Sorkin is great at jumping through his story to explain different things that have happened to lead us up to where we are now. He lets the audience piece everything together and I deeply appreciate that. Thanks for not making us feel stupid, Aaron.

Point is, it begins with Will screwing up the closing of a broadcast, and Mack asks him if there's something wrong. Will reveals he literally didn't sleep at all the previous night. He says he's going to see his therapist of 4 years ago, whom he's had a Business Manager pay for, even though he hasn't seen him at all in those 4 years. His old therapist, turns out, died two years prior. Will now has to talk to his old therapist's son, who is 29, and weird. I don't like that actor who played him. Not anymore, at least... But that... Is another tale.

Anyway! Will goes into detail about how he basically bullied, LIVE on air, a black, gay republican who had just resigned from the Santorum camp, and Will pressed him and pressed him about why he would work for a man who thinks he's less than human because of his sexual orientation, and played clips of Santorum saying horribly "politically-worded" bias about how one can't control their skin color, but they can control their homosexual behavior.

In the end, Will pressed the man too hard, and he shouted back, saying that Will was defining him by his skin color and sexual orientation, and that are not the only qualities about him. Will ends the argument, solemnly, by asking him, not a question about his sexuality, or color, but rather, of his career. Will asks, "Does Rick Santorum think you are fit to be a teacher?" and to which the man, sadly replied "No".

Okay, I understand Will's argument for trying to reveal to the American Public, the hypocrisy in politics, especially from a seemingly self-hating gay black men who willingly chooses to stand behind a man who has, in every possibly media platform, stated how "Gay marriage threatens my marriage." To Will, it was like a slave not only choosingto be a slave during the Civil War, but wanting to be one.

To this ex-staff member of Santorum's, his argument was pretty weak, honestly, but in the argument he did finally manage to pull out of his ass, he made a couple interesting points. He isn't really being defined by his skin color or sexuality, it's the fact that being Gay and Gay Marriage is a hot topic in culture right now, the same way that being Black during the civil rights movement was a hot topic then. It MUST be discussed, openly and honestly. This Log-Cabin Republican was dodging Will's demand for an answer as to how HE, beneath the politics of his career, how HE felt, being denounced publicly by the very man he is choosing to support. He couldn't give Will an answer because his dignity had been slapped in his face. He was broken. Will broke him.

Later, in another argument, Sloan, the half-Japanese anchor, had to fill in for a fellow anchor during his news segment, and report about the Nuclear reactor radiation levels after the Earthquake in Japan. The man Sloan was interviewing had a translator who wasn't translating the exact things Sloan was asking. The translator was insisting the reactors were stable at level 5 radiation. However, Sloan had just had a conversation with this man, OFF the record, that the reactor's radiation level had reached level 4, then level 5, and then 7, which is equivalent to Chernobyl.

When it came time to getting the answer from being "off" the record, to "on" the record, Sloan went to Will for advice. He told her to push him until she gets the answer she needs.

When she attempted to do so, she ended up speaking fluent Japanese on LIVE television, and didn't have a translator of her own to interpret to viewers. She didn't even get the answer she was looking for. Instead, she claimed on TV that she had a conversation off the air with this man, and he told her that the reactors were at Level 7 and "that's that" basically "you've got to believe me because I said so".

Basically, after the madhouse ended, Sloan was then verbally assaulted by her boss in the middle of the newsroom, in front of all the writers and producers. Sloan wanted the story, but she just wasn't prepared to be able to get it out from her source. Sloan knew that, in Japanese media, they are told to play down bad news, so as not to cause panic, and also because it's very hard for the Japanese to admit fault, because it means a loss of honor. The man SHE basically bullied on TV, resigned from his position and felt shamed. She felt so horrible about it, and the repercussions she was going to have to deal because of it, that she quit.

They ended up finding a way to save her job, and her image. Even though it was officially later reported that yes, the reactor's radiation level had in fact reached level 7, meaning she told the TRUTH on television, and she was right, she was told she had to go on television, and claim that she isn't as fluent in Japanese as she proposed, and that she confused the word for "4" in Japanese with "7". She was going to lie on television to save her ass, and she hated the very idea of it. The whole purpose of their news network is to report the truth. Now, they were going to willingly choose to become just as bad as the politicians they try to unearth in their deceit.

Heavy fucking shit, man. I loved the episode, it really had me fighting internally. Looks like next week is the revelation of Osama Bin Laden's death.

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Monday, July 23, 2012

The Chatty Squirrel

So today, I had quite the experience. I think I witnessed my cat Lorcan having a conversation with a squirrel. Let's go to the tape:


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Friday, July 20, 2012

Gravity Falls

This show is spectacular. And oh so silly hehehe


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The Dark Knight Rises: Thoughts






First of all, I loved the movie. I thought it had SO many moments, so much story telling, and some really great character development. I am almost disappointed that a certain character's storyline won't be delved into any more, now that Christopher Nolan has said he won't be doing any more Batman films. Perhaps that's tricky wordplay on his part, perhaps I'm reading into too much.

Perhaps... I'm getting ahead of myself.

Back to the beginning:

The Man of Steel trailer is AMAZING, and I cannot wait to see Christopher Nolan and company's next visual endeavor. Zack Snyder, just takes notes from the pro on how to tell a story. You might just go places if you do. 300 and Watchmen did the story telling for you. You've already shown us you're not a very good storyteller with "Suckerpunch".

All three movies in Christopher Nolan's trilogy had pivotal themes in each movie. For Batman Begins, it was "To Fall", and in The Dark Knight Rises it was "Good and Evil" or more specifically "the definition of what it means to be good, and what it means to become evil, or to do bad things, and yet still become seen as 'a hero". The movie talks about oxymorons. It's why The Joker was metaphysically the perfect villain. To him, all of this "right and wrong, left and right, heads or tails" made him laugh. The idea of it, especially with Batman thrown into the picture, no wonder he'd think it was all a joke.

Technically, a series of Batman movies should end at "2", with Batman Returns being a perfect example, and The Dark Knight should technically have followed suit. But Chris made a great fucking movie that caused a generation to rethink their very existence thanks to Christopher Nolan's take on the age old struggle of Good and Evil through the story of The Joker and Batman, and throwing Two-Face in there for good measure.

It was a great movie; TOO great. The people demanded another. We ALL did. Those who said "it's perfect just the way it is" weren't living life to its fullest! We needed ONE MORE thrilling adventure!

And so here we are at The Dark Knight Rises.

The theme here of course happens to be "To Rise".

What does it mean in this world, to be born into absolute hell, and yet STILL find hope for freedom?

Or on the other side of things, to be born into wealth, and think that you understand the lives of those who struggle without privilege.

To rise from being broken, and live on to fight another day, until you've won.

Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle oh my god I was so excited. Holy shit you had to hold me down from not bouncing off the walls every time she did ANYTHING. She COMPLETELY understood what Nolan had in mind for Selina and she just... Fucking... OH MY GOD! She FUCKING NAILED IT!

My nerdy queen friend (now... imagine the nerdiest person you know, and don't change a thing about them physically.... Now imagine they happen to also be gay. Yeah, my nerdy queen friend) said he loved her, but had a problem "with her outfit".

My mind almost exploded when he said that. I LoLed fo' days.

Bane was really interesting. I think the mask made it very difficult for him to come off as human, but I don't think we were ever supposed to think of him as being human. He was a Monster, truly, but had this terrifying eloquence to him that made him that much more intimidating.

Oh Michael Caine... You are an ugly crier lol. But you understood Alfred god dammit. You understood him.

The ending has a nod to a certain boy wonder that I think was far too on the nose. The woman that mentioned the name should have said "Mr. Richard Grayson" it just, would have felt more "human". The way Christopher Nolan has it, it was very fan-boy-esque.

All in all, PLEASE go see this movie. Be prepared for 3 wonderful acts, each one has a SPLENDID hour of so many many entertaining, character-driven moments. You won't be disappointed.

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Monday, July 16, 2012

My Cats Might Be Racist: Part 1


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I'll begin by stating this fact, known in my household: Two of my cats are racist, and one of them just wants everyone to be friends.

There will most certainly be a collection of these videos. I'd like to hopefully witness, first-hand, some progress in cat-intolerance, finally be made.

This first scene you are about to witness (or maybe you're a jerk and already watched it and now you're laughing hysterically at my racist cats?! This is serious business lol) includes a declawed... Uh... "African American" female cat, Zelda, swiping at my... "Sugar-Colored" Caucasian female cat, Keela. Keela wants Zelda and Lorcan (Lorcan being the other, the male, "Sugar-Colored" Caucasion, in our household) to get along. He has been literally terrorizing Zelda with acts of random physical and emotional bullying toward her ever since Keela entered the home almost 3 years ago. Before then, they were friends.

I believe that a series of social commentary is happening between my cats. I think once Lorcan finally befriended another "Sugar-colored" Caucasion, he deemed Zelda different in his mind. He nurtures and cares for Keela, but will find multiple opportunities to hide around corners and jump at Zelda, which, in turn, scares the very excitable, skiddish kitty (with mixed roots, might I add. However the racism still holds firm in Lorcan)

He will bully her because it amuses him. He curls his tail when he "plays" with her, but is always quick to get his claws out once she retaliates with hissing and declawed paws. He takes pleasure in her harassment.

If Zelda visits at night, to my bedroom, Lorcan (who may or may not happily be cuddling with Keela) will get a look of distracted disgust on his face, and he eventually leaves, even if he was still technically "physically comfortable" before AND after Zelda's arrival. His decision to leave the bed is visually for a reason of emotional uncomfortability.

In turn, Zelda herself has become racist toward "Sugar-Colored" Caucasian cats, as witnessed here in this video. Keela wants peace because she feels guilty for causing a rift in a once close relationship? Zelda hasn't bought it, yet. Who knows? They live in a universe all their own; It's their duty to solve their own differences.


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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Newsroom: A brave and exciting television endeavor






So, anybody who has watched at LEAST "Newsroom 2.0" is up to speed with me, here.

I really enjoyed the show, and I'm interested to see where it progresses from here.

Let me start off by saying I love how legitimate performances of the (nowadays) typically elusive title of "a great television show" are a regular occurrence on HBO. I love Girls, Game of Thrones, Veep, and The Newsroom. The script (by Aaron Sorkin) applies so many well thought-out ideas that are given room to blossom by great actors who understand and care about their parts.

The actors in The Newsroom, follow this same lead. I really enjoy a lot of the quick back-and-forth's the characters have. It's like... Aaron Sorkin is the Stephen Sondheim of TV

Yes, I realize that was a very very gay thing to say lol but don't be surprised by me telling you Aaron Sorkin and Stephen Scwartz (Wicked) are working together to create Houdini: The Musical. Aaron Sorkin is making his debut as a Librettist.

I'm very excited, to say the least.
What I WILL SAY, about some of the back-and-forth's, however, is that sometimes they can go on for so long, or will have to be timed SO FAST that the actors forget that's what they're doing, and will sometimes, only for a brief moment, lose the genuineness of the subject of the back-and-forth.

All in all, what a great show, and also a bit of a farce. Don't know what a Farce is? Here's the definition from Wikipedia:

"In theatre, a farce is a comedy which aims at entertaining the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humor of varying degrees of sophistication, which may include word play, and a fast-paced plot whose speed usually increases, culminating in an ending which often involves an elaborate chase scene."

So there are definitely quite a few elements being used, there, I just can't wait to see what else he does.

Thanks Aaron :)

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Monday, July 2, 2012

Balloon DOWN!




While Perez Hilton is blogging the BET awards like a complete white dude, I have a REAL story!

I'm a Floridian. And a performer. So, Disney news will pop up from time to time. Gotta keep a diverse collection of articles in ma database!

The "Characters in Flight" balloon that is usually seen flying high over Downtown Disney has been removed and dismantled and is closed, and not expected to reopen.... Shocking and sudden news seeing as nothing actually happened with the balloon in Downtown Disney

Our story takes us to June 28th, in Hong Kong, where a similar balloon in a theme park called "Ocean Park" sprang a helium leak, and plummeted 20 feet down, injuring 5.

Disney happens to purchase its helium for its balloon from the same company, Aerophile.


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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Video - Gravity Falls Premiere

This show is the next new cartoon that is defying the concept of how cartoons are made by not bullshitting the viewer. I'm REALLY proud of Disney for finally stepping up its game and acquiring a new late night cartoon show that honestly, should really be on Cartoon Network.


It's absolutely on the level of Flapjack and Adventure Time in its design, dark humor, comedic timing, character expression, and even through it's clearly young adult/adult targeted jokes. This is one of them; a "Stan" Scene. Stan plays the Great Uncle to the two main characters, Dipper and Mabel, who are spending their summer with him in Gravity Falls, Oregon.


The first two episodes aired Friday, June 29th, 2012. Check your local Disney Channel listing for repeats, because this is the next best cartoon on television.


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Psycho OCD On The DIY

HOLY SHIT! 😱

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Friday, June 29, 2012

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes Getting A Divorce?!

That's just SO crazy and unexpected! It's not so much stoner intellect news than it is news that I just find intriguing. We all know this is going to EXPLODE all over the local and celebrity news outlets, but WHY?!

Tom and Katie honestly had it coming. When was the last time you saw a picture of the two of then together? Back when Katie Holmes did a guest spot on "Eli Stone" almost 5 years ago, they had been basically freshly married, but she was still pretty much on her own.


Also, I think there's like... One? Picture of Tom and Suri together? I honestly just don't think Tom knows what it means to be a husband/father. We're probably gonna end up seeing Nicole Kidman finally speak up about what marriage was like with him. She really was pretty mum about it all.


On another note; with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, you see that they took MANY years to develop a foundation, to decide whether it was a good idea to move on together as a family. I actually think, also, that they have found true companionship in one another over the years. They have become each other's best friend/their "other half" if you will.


A conversation like the concept of "working relationships" and comparing it to Yin-Yang requires another bowl, however.


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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Video: Phineas & Ferb: Moon Farm


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One of my many favorite moments from Phineas & Ferb.
Co-ows! Get on the shi-ip!


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Monday, June 25, 2012

Video: "Phineas & Ferb: Ahhhh!"

One of my many many favorite "Candace" moments on Phineas & Ferb. Ashely Tisdale's got something there with that character.
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What I'm Listening To: Alicia Keys' "If I Ain't Got You"

I am completely obsessed with this song right now. Like, absolutely engulfed in it.


The soul of the song screams out exactly what a soulful song tries to say, but for me, the subject of the song; and I'm assuming it's "You", as Alicia sings it with such a personal, tragically adoring passion, is about Music.


The message changes from person to person, of course, but I feel like Alicia's character in the song, be it herself or another persona, is singing about her love of music, and how desperately she needs it in her life, which is why she compares it to fame and fortune and that "divinity" the public puts on an artist, and basically the repercussions for what sometimes being a successful artist means.


Beyond all that, in the song, she's saying, she needs music. Music is her life.


Anyway, that's how I listen to music. Hopefully some of you resonate the same way as me.

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Fun In Florida

Yeah, I know. I'm awesome.







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What I'm Smokin'




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Using an App for Blogging

From now on, don't guess whether or not I'm high when I blog...


Just assume I am


I got a new app so I can blog easier. Now I'm like Perez Hilton! Yaaay! (You can't see me, but I'm being sarcastic.)


Don't get me wrong, as a gay man, I read Perez Hilton every day. Religiously. It's actually more of a burden than it is a gift. LoL but it's like Madonna says, "I'm Addicted."


(Oh... There'll be PLENTY more references where that came from. You can count on it!)


Moving right along...


My point is, he can still be an annoying hypocritical fuck. And his grammar and punctuation is TERRIBLE! His website is such a dumbed down blog in so many areas! But you know... I think he actually has a writing staff. It isn't just him anymore who does the articles. Certain articles, in certain categories, are done by other people, because Perez is too busy, or is off in fucking India. They just write with his cadence (or at least attempt to.) but in certain places, I can tell when it feels more like the expressions in his articles seem... False.. Or fake.


Yeah, so this whole "writing like a graphic novel" thing is going to make me hate blogging and possibly bath salt someone's face. (See? Another one.) So you all are just going to have to start reading it with all the inflections in (hopefully) all the right places.


Good luck.


Anyway, I'm blogging from my iPhone! So, WELCOME!


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